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My name is Anastazja. I'm 16 and I like just about everything. I'm kinda awkward, but I love to talk and I'm a pretty good listener. ^-^

sexuallyactivegrandma:

sexuallyactivegrandma:

ANGELICA AND I FCKING CALLED IT
WE WERE LITERALLY TALKING ABOUT THEM DATING A FEW HOURS AGO
AND NOW THIS
YES

THROWBACK TO WHEN ME AND ANGELICA CALLED THIS

sexuallyactivegrandma:

sexuallyactivegrandma:

ANGELICA AND I FCKING CALLED IT
WE WERE LITERALLY TALKING ABOUT THEM DATING A FEW HOURS AGO
AND NOW THIS
YES

THROWBACK TO WHEN ME AND ANGELICA CALLED THIS

Playboy: The late Michael O’Donoghue, the first head writer for Saturday Night Live, once said, “It does help when writing humor to have a big hunk of meat between the legs.”
Tina Fey: I do have one, but it’s been flayed open to a vagina

megachikorita:

some kid in my class wrote an essay about how it never explicitly says Beowulf isn’t a robot

omgbuglen:

A warning to anybody thinking about getting a husky

omgbuglen:

A warning to anybody thinking about getting a husky

sunshinychick:

futurescope:

Solar energy that doesn’t block the view

A team of researchers at Michigan State University has developed a new type of solar concentrator that when placed over a window creates solar energy while allowing people to actually see through the window. It is called a transparent luminescent solar concentrator and can be used on buildings, cell phones and any other device that has a clear surface. And, according to Richard Lunt of MSU’s College of Engineering, the key word is “transparent.”

[read more at MSU] [paper] [picture credit: Yimu Zhao]

sunshinychick:

futurescope:

Solar energy that doesn’t block the view

A team of researchers at Michigan State University has developed a new type of solar concentrator that when placed over a window creates solar energy while allowing people to actually see through the window. It is called a transparent luminescent solar concentrator and can be used on buildings, cell phones and any other device that has a clear surface. And, according to Richard Lunt of MSU’s College of Engineering, the key word is “transparent.”

[read more at MSU] [paper] [picture credit: Yimu Zhao]

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hellotailor:

tayloracleswift:

scenicroutes:

taylor swift has been on tumblr for all of a week and she’s already running around in highly tumblr-specific meme t-shirts… how soon until she embraces anti-capitalism

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it was there all along

nanyoky:

I want to write an alternative version of Romeo and Juliet where instead of being a little ponce and trying to work things out for himself, Romeo asks his smarter friends what to do about the whole thing and Benvolio and Mercutio come up with the world’s greatest plan:

Marriage of…

defensivewounds:

kinkstertime:

panic-at-the-dildos:

we Americans act really cocky and assholey about freedom to hide the fact that our government is crumbling and nobody is actually free so please give us this one day to be annoying about it

Kinda feel bad for poor Americans now. A bit like the asshole kid who you realise is only acting like that cuz their parents are cruel and neglectful.

That’s painfully accurate.

stvincentmovie:

Bill Murray and Melissa McCarthy face off in St. Vincent - In select theaters Oct 10! - Official Site and Facebook

october 31st: SPOOOOOOKKKKKY!!!!!!!!!!! buy candy and scaaaary costumes here!!!
november 1st: JUST HEAR THOSE SLEIGH BELLS JINGLING RING TING TINGLING TOOOOOO